...n i can't BELIEVE i'm postin sumethin bout sport....a new experience for me !!!
but its soooooo funny!
A father entered his daughter's bedroom and saw a letter on the bed.
With the worst premonition, he read it with trembling hands.
Dear Mum and Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I've
eloped with my new boyfriend. I've found real love and he is so nice.
Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos, and his big
motorcycle. But
it's not only that, I'm pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very
happy in his caravan in the woods. He wants to have many more children
with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing
it for us and his friends. They're the one's providing us with all the
cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want. In the meantime, we'll pray
for science to find the AIDS cure, so Ahmed gets better. He deserves
it.
Don't worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films
that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their garage. Apparently I
can earn £50 a scene. I get a £50 bonus if there are more than three
men in the scene, and an extra £100 if they use the horse.
Don't worry Mum. Now I'm 15 years old, I know how to take care of
myself.
Someday I'll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your
grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Aimee
p.s: Dad, it's not true. I'm watching TV at a neighbour's house. I
just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than
England losing on penalties yet again!!
Love Aimee
hahahahahahahhaha
