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by **badpolarbear** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:26 am

Two old pirates were sitting down at the ye olde tavern slurping back a few ales. One had a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. The other a solid wooden leg.

Hook looked over at Pegleg and asked him, "so what happened to you lad that you ended up with a wooden leg?"

Pegleg responded "Argh ladie we was fightin the battle of 1622 and we came along the Rattlesnake with he cannons a fire. One of the cannon balls sheared off me leg." He then asked Hook "And you mate, how did you end up with that fine metal hook?"

Hook took a drink and slammed down his mug and said "Argh mate we was fightin the battle of 1631. We came along side the Britania and tried to board her. I lost me arm when one of her mast men loped it off with his sword".

Pegleg looks at him and " says nice hook but what about the patch?"

Hook looks at him, raises his hand to his face and says "first day with the hook."