Two old pirates
Posted: Sat Mar 13, 2004 6:26 amTwo old pirates were sitting down at the ye olde tavern slurping back a few ales. One had a hook for a hand and a patch over his eye. The other a solid wooden leg.
Hook looked over at Pegleg and asked him, "so what happened to you lad that you ended up with a wooden leg?"
Pegleg responded "Argh ladie we was fightin the battle of 1622 and we came along the Rattlesnake with he cannons a fire. One of the cannon balls sheared off me leg." He then asked Hook "And you mate, how did you end up with that fine metal hook?"
Hook took a drink and slammed down his mug and said "Argh mate we was fightin the battle of 1631. We came along side the Britania and tried to board her. I lost me arm when one of her mast men loped it off with his sword".
Pegleg looks at him and " says nice hook but what about the patch?"
Hook looks at him, raises his hand to his face and says "first day with the hook."
Hook looked over at Pegleg and asked him, "so what happened to you lad that you ended up with a wooden leg?"
Pegleg responded "Argh ladie we was fightin the battle of 1622 and we came along the Rattlesnake with he cannons a fire. One of the cannon balls sheared off me leg." He then asked Hook "And you mate, how did you end up with that fine metal hook?"
Hook took a drink and slammed down his mug and said "Argh mate we was fightin the battle of 1631. We came along side the Britania and tried to board her. I lost me arm when one of her mast men loped it off with his sword".
Pegleg looks at him and " says nice hook but what about the patch?"
Hook looks at him, raises his hand to his face and says "first day with the hook."
classic