wot no LINUX??
hehe
try these
Linux: You have to prepare your own food but the raw ingredients are in strange colors (mostly blue), strange shapes, and have unpronounceable
names.
Linux: A buffet, but the food that is identifiable doesn't go well together
(peanut butter and pickled pig's feet, for example). Party-goers spend the entire evening telling each other how great the party is, even though no
one of any consequence came.
Linux: You set up the kitchen - and all works fine and reliable as long as the party lasts - the TOC approaches zero.
Until, however, the party comes to an end. Because the party was running reliable for such a long time, nobody remembers how to finish a party -
was it "init something", or "shut up" or what?
So, for a decent shutdown, the host has to be shot.
