More Blonde Jokes
Posted: Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:58 pmMore bad news for Blondes
1. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
2. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
3. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
4. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
5. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
6. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"
7. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and
the box said "2 to 4 years"
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.
9. Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per
pound and she weighed 96.
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets.
11. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
typewriter.
12. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said
good up to 20 pounds".
13. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained
that the other swimmers were using their arms.
15. What goes "vroom-screech- vroom- screech", etc? A blonde at a
flashing red light.
16. Two blondes are trying to unlock a car using a coat hanger when
one says, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
1. Hates M&M's because they are so hard to peel.
2. Couldn't call 911 because there was no 11 on any phone button.
3. Was trapped on an escalator for hours when the power went out.
4. Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight.
5. Couldn't learn to water ski because she couldn't find a lake with a
slope.
6. When asked what the capital of California was; answered "C"
7. Got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and
the box said "2 to 4 years"
8. Burnt her nose bobbing for French fries.
9. Baked a turkey for 4 days because the instructions said 1 hour per
pound and she weighed 96.
10. Can't make Kool-Aid because 8 cups of water won't fit into those
little packets.
11. Can't work in a pharmacy because the bottles won't fit into the
typewriter.
12. Changes the baby's diaper only once a month because the label said
good up to 20 pounds".
13. Got hurt while raking leaves; fell out of the tree.
14. After losing in a breaststroke swimming competition, complained
that the other swimmers were using their arms.
15. What goes "vroom-screech- vroom- screech", etc? A blonde at a
flashing red light.
16. Two blondes are trying to unlock a car using a coat hanger when
one says, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top is down!"
