The Perfect Husband

[PCguy]

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.

A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the handsfree speaker function and begins to talk...

Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"

MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much"

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models... I saw one I really liked"

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "$60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"

WOMAN: "Great..! .! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market...They're asking $950,000"

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000"

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"

[Limp]

LMAO! Good 1

[th3_d0n]

Nice one PCguy. pure legend