The Perfect Husband
Posted: Sun Nov 21, 2004 7:04 amSeveral men are in the locker room of a golf club.
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the handsfree speaker function and begins to talk...
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much"
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models... I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great..! .! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market...They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the handsfree speaker function and begins to talk...
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club.?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat...It's only $1,000... Is it OK if I buy it...?"
MAN: "Sure ... go ahead if you like it that much"
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2004 models... I saw one I really liked"
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "$60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options"
WOMAN: "Great..! .! Oh, and one more thing... the house we wanted last year is back on the market...They're asking $950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000"
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later... I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too"
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who's phone this is?"
