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Posted: **Thu Jan 22, 2004 10:42 pm**

A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "No"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "No"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "No, we don't have any bread"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "NO, we do not have any bread here"
The duck: "Got bread?"
The bartender: "NO! Are you deaf? We don't have any bread here! If you ask me about bread one more time, I will nail your beak to the bar disk, you irritating duck!"
The duck: "Got nails?"
The bartender: "No"

The duck: ".....Got bread?"

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 12:31 am**

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2004 3:20 pm**

Posted: **Mon Jan 26, 2004 12:18 pm**

Posted: **Wed Jan 28, 2004 2:45 am**

thats a good one but ive heard it in to many ways, with a shotgun, with a knife. Good joke though

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THE best joke ever, bar none: Got bread?

THE best joke ever, bar none: Got bread?