Finally alittle Humor for the Gals

[Geekgirl]

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt.

Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What
setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
And they say blondes are dumb...

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A couple is lying in bed.. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
The woman says, "I'll miss you..."

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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he
stepped out of the shower. "Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.

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He said - Since I first laid eyes on you, I have wanted to make love to
you really badly.
She said - Well, you succeeded.

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He said - Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said - That's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while I
sit on the sofa and fart.

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He said - What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said - Turn sideways and look in the mirror

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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor

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A man and his wife, now in their 60's, were celebrating their
40th wedding anniversary. On their special day a good fairy came to them
and said that because they had been such a devoted couple she would grant each of them a very special wish.
The wife wished for a trip around the world with her husband.
Whoosh! Immediately she had airline/cruise tickets in her hands.
The man wished for a female companion 30 years younger... Whoosh...immediately he turned ninety!!!
Gotta love that fairy!

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AND THE BEST ONE YET...

A WOMAN'S PERFECT BREAKFAST:

*She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee.
*Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box.
*Her daughter is on the cover of Business Week.
* Her boyfriend is on the cover of Playgirl.
* And her husband is on the back of the milk carton

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A PRAYER....

Dear Lord,

I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him;

And Patience for his moods.

Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,

I'll beat him to death.

AMEN

[Tank]

Maybe a woman here or woman can tell me why they feel the need to whip it out and start breast feeding at the local Superstore or Mcdonalds? lol

[Tank]

Sounds like the Mcdonalds commercial "you gotta eat" lol

[lilpinkflower]

[skeletor]

Well ladies I laughed my rearend off thanx.... its all good though. Personally I dont find it offensive though when a woman just "whips it out and starts breast feeding" but hey everyone is different. Although I will say this I am not as dumb as these men in the jokes but I do know some that are... lol

[lilpinkflower]

Even women are against breastfeeding in public places though... i once read an article by a woman who said that she wouldn't pee in a public place so women shouldn't breastfeed and she found it repulsive... that it was a bodily function just like going to the toilet !!!
It was that woman that I found repulsive... and yup I am very pro-breastfeeding.. and i applaud any woman who does it in public...cos to my shame i used to have my daughter cry while i found somewhere private to breastfeed... but that was down to my own inhibitions.. not because i thought it was wrong to do it in a public place... I didnt want to flash my boob !! It's a funny old world we live in where women are made to feel that way...I'll get down off my soapbox now lol.... and go and do some more womanly things....hehehehehehehe

Go Skeletor !!! I just wish everyone had as much sense as u

lilpink x

[skeletor]

Yeah I would imagine that there are woman like that but they are probably the snob nosed ones...lol I just think hey if you got feed your child do it dont be ashamed its as natural as being naked... Thanks for the comment I try to be sensable and laid back as much as I can...

[lilpinkflower]

...errmmm did u say being naked was easy???? hahaha

now you are talking like man lol

just kiddin

hehehehehe

lilpink x

[skeletor]

See now you are acting like a typical woman and misunderstanding what I wrote... I said the it was as natural as being naked....silly lol but hey its all good

[lilpinkflower]

hehehe it may be natural but its still hard lol


if we were stoneage peeps it wudnt be hard.... i fink thats my point.... something happened tween then n now lol

lilpink x

[skeletor]

Its cool no big deal..

[Demalii]

[lilpinkflower]