Under the washing symbols it says
Cool machine wash, cool iron avoiding any print decoration. Do not tumbledry.
Get your mum to do it.
Find nearest club, pub or disco.
Locate richest man available.
Run credit check to see if he is worth more than £1 million.
Wrap him around your little finger.
S***w him for all he's worth.
Bin this top and buy a new one.
Lilpink x



